JEDI COUNCIL EXPANDS INTO ESPRESSO RETAIL OPERATIONS
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ATTENTION! the movie "Star Wars" was made by the Dark Side to trivialize "the Force" -
"The Force" is real! (though, mercifully, Jar-Jar isn't), and being well-caffeinated is the key to a high metachlorane count.
As the owner of The Downtowne Coffeehouse, it is my sworn duty to provide the drowsy with delicious coffees and teas so that the fully conscious may better resist Evil.
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I am the Bar-B-Que Master.
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skipping rocks on placid waters
good BBQ
LOCALS GUIDE
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whenever I am completely alone, all I need to do is fart and someone will instantly arrive and stand directly in the middle of my poot.
I can also balance pool cues on my foot
and
flip plates and cups behind-the-back
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Portland and Bangor Maine, Kansas City and Trenton Missouri, Champaign and Carbondale Illinois, Eugene and Portland and Welches and Ashland and Talent Oregon, Chandler Arizona, South Lake Tahoe California, McMurdo Station Antarctica
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"A Soldier of the Great War" by Mark Helprin
...among other works, naturally.
OPIN THE LIBERRYS BAK UP!
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Pink Floyd
Dead Can Dance
...and just about anything else except music you do a line-dance to
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Television dulls your senses...
I prefer to watch everything else.
:)
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huh, this is tough, but to date either:
my wedding day! 40 of my best friends and my lovely wife celebrating love on the South Umpqua!
or
with my best friend in Costa Rica watching Volcano Arenal erupt spewing lava rocks the size of Volkswagon Beetles 2,000 foot vertical.
...can't really pick.
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...maybe you're lonely?
you don't yet have a friend named "Dan"?
you think you might be able to get cheap caffeine...
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Member : Jedi Barista Union Local 238
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few..." -Spock (so, become a Socialist like me!)
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Inti, Agave, Yuan-Yuan (near Shop-n-Kart), House of Thai, Standing Stone Brewery, The Grotto, Downtowne Coffeehouse (this is called "eating your losses" or "loss recoup", although at least I like the food)
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"Check out LOCALS GUIDE"!
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W., Chaney, etc.
trash
landmines
clones
GMO's
chemicals
self-righteous religious nut-bags
litter
SUV's
lunkheads
rusted bolts
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Antarctica, New Zealand, Independent Samoa, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, El Salvador, Belize, Guatemala, Mexico
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David Gilmour (of Pink Floyd)
Sarah, my wife
Ghandi
my Dad
The Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr.
Bobby Kennedy
Shields from LOCALS GUIDE!
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air, water, sunshine, watermelon, chocolate, BBQ, caffeine...
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